This post is only a test. If it had been a real post, it would have been preceded by one short pulse and then two long bursts of gamma radiation, followed by gigajoule shockwaves. For a few million seconds, the temperature would reach a balmy one trillion degrees. Celsius or Fahrenheit… does that really matter at that point? Shortly thereafter, the entire Universe would rapidly proceed to collapse into its long-awaited heat death. A massive accretion disk would form, containing every particle of matter in the nine realms and adjacent multigalactic MCU regions. It would have a gravitational pull so off-the-chart that panties would drop right to the floor of the imaginary spacefaring vehicle. Stars would emerge from our foreheads and annoint our thought processes with both glee and exactitude. The subsequent big bang (mk 2?) would result in an entirely new set of multiverses for us to transinhabit. We would then put our panties back on and have a smashing breakfast of haplogenes and grilled bandersnatch (it’s better with those steak mushrooms). If we’re lucky, the walrus will stop by to tea and Alice might perch on my armrest like a Victorian flutterby. Welcome to my morning… noon and night.
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